Since Maximum Leader will be giving the exact same speech tomorrow night he has been giving since, well, since, we can expect the standards, but there should be some new tag lines.
How many times will Max Lead say:
Alito (both if he's been confirmed by time of SOTU, if he's not been)
"Some say" (count the straw men)
Guess the most repeated new tag line
Bonus question: which MSM pundit will tent his pants most emphatically, declaring Max Lead's speech the bestest darn speech he's ever made, a speech that changes the dynamics of current politics, ensuring Repignican victory in November? Think carefully! The competition is heavy and horny.