Monday, January 30, 2006

SOTU Contest!

Since Maximum Leader will be giving the exact same speech tomorrow night he has been giving since, well, since, we can expect the standards, but there should be some new tag lines.

How many times will Max Lead say:




Strict constructionist

Alito (both if he's been confirmed by time of SOTU, if he's not been)

Terrorist surveillance

"Some say" (count the straw men)


Iraqi elections

Spreading democracy

Ownership society

Guess the most repeated new tag line

Bonus question: which MSM pundit will tent his pants most emphatically, declaring Max Lead's speech the bestest darn speech he's ever made, a speech that changes the dynamics of current politics, ensuring Repignican victory in November? Think carefully! The competition is heavy and horny.


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