Saving President Goat

* Blame local officials - check!

* Lie to media Rove addicts - check!

* Nominate rightwing tool to be
Supreme Court Chief Justice - check!

* Find a Tom to say blacks should be grateful to Bush - in process

* Nominate beyond-kooky rightwing black woman
to Supreme Court so Democrats and Liberals opposing
her can be accused of racism - upcoming.