America's Real Threat

Now that Bushco's Justice Department and FBI have defeated terrorism, busted all the meth labls in Red States (and sated all Red State meth addicts' jones), derailed corporate malfeasances, and busted government officials that illegally and treasonously leak classified information to the press for political gain, it's time to focus in on the pox that REALLY undermines America's pillars of normalcy, stability, morality: consenting adults watching consenting adults doing what consenting adults do. That's right: legal pornography!

Guess soon I won't be able to watch these two have at it.



And to think, Alberto Gonzalez would tell you this has nothing to do with appeasing the Talibamericans opposed to his SCOTUS appointment. Nothing.