Call the Waaambulance!

You know, I could summon up some vinegar and type up a screed about how outrageous and transparent and dishonest William Kristol (and some lackey named Bell) are when they wail about how Tom DeLay and Karl Rove and Bill Frist are victims of a campaign of "criminalizing conservatives," but really, the Era of Conservative as Victim is so yesterday that this deserves not outrage but simple and thorough contempt. If anyone ever needs reminding that behind the mask of every bully is a simpering wussy, just think of Bill Kristol, posterboy of nepotistic, shiftless conservatism, whimpering like a child in anticipation of a spanking.