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Hmmm, bad news for The Decider? The relentless quest for absolute power hit a tiny legal roadblock called That Damn Constitution? Bill of Rights still apply to littles, freaking littles? What's an administration to do?

TERRORIST ARREST! That's right, just like it was a coincidence last week that the FBI popped a dangerous cell of bored and disgruntled and delusionary black folk in Miami on the same day news broke of possibly illegal govt spying on bank records, this administration desperately needs a coincidence today, tomorrow at the latest! I'm here to help.

Behind Maxine's Antiques and Huhn's BMW Engine and Body Shop on Howard Ave below the railroad and east of Connecticut Ave in Blueville Maryland is a used bookstore called Ostrows, and while I was shopping for a copy of The Moosewood Cookbook I overheard, from behind a doorframe hung with a giant red banner emblazoned with Che, people talking of revolution, of cherry bombs and lit bags of dogshit, of their hatred for shopping at Wal-Mart, for Fox News and Bill O'Reilly, and how, if they could, they'd overthrow America. They had a nickname for themselves: al-Kottair

I'd like my finders fee donated to the FBI so they can investigate the blue uniformed team of the Julius West division of 7th grade girls MSI soccer. Their striker's mother wears a head veil, and a father was reported to have complained about the daily traffic on the Beltway, saying he wished he could blow up the Legion Bridge.